03/18/2025 3:58pm
today's schwartzman is brandon from the x's!!
this is actually a bit of a more niche one.. i actually dont know if a lot of jason fans know about him.. or like anyone.. because i havent seen any posts of him.. but i watched the first 5 episodes of this show yesterday and LOVED IT!! i also watched the brandon episodes.. he has a loser-ish quality to him that i am very drawn to.. i actually dont even know if i can consider him a "schwartzman" because jason schwartzman only voiced brandon for one episode before being replaced by david hornsby! i actually dont know why he got replaced, but i like both schwartzman and hornsby's performances as brandon! i think they sound kind of similar..
03/17/2025 1:20am
today's schwartzman is jack whitman from the darjeeling limited!!
omg i literally forgot to do this for 3 days. BYE. anyway i picked jack whitman today because HES SO FINE GAAHHHH HAUUGHHHH SAVE MEE I LOVE HIMMMM KILL HIM NOWWWW 😜 😜
03/13/2025 8:34pm
today's schwartzman is ethan dulles from slackers!
ethan dulles is my babayy........ hes so cuteness.. ohh kill him.. i kind of really hated slackers but i LOVED ethan.. also did it make anyone else mad that they used all that autotune for ethan's song at the end of the movie.. because it made me mad!
03/12/2025 11:34pm
today's schwartzman is jesper johansson from klaus!
this is per my boyfriends request :3.. this was actually the movie that got me into jason schwartzman! i saw this movie and i thought "jesper's voice is kinda cool" and so i checked out his other stuff!!! klaus is probably one of the best animated movies i've ever watched
03/11/2025 4:01pm
today's schwartzman is max fischer from rushmore!
THIS MOVIE MEANS SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH TO ME!! this movie actually changed my life when i first saw it.. max fischer my glorious glorious king.. this is not the first time you'll be seeing him on here.. be prepared to see him a lot!!
03/10/2025
today's schwartzman is jeremy from shopgirl!! i picked this one because ive been thinking about him a lot recently.. i made sure to pick a special one since this is the first schwartzman of the day!! i'm gonna attempt to do this everyday but idk if i'll hold to that.. if you're here YAAAYYY!!!!
this movie WAS getting me a little bit mad when i first watched it because of mirabelle, but it's grown on me a lot since then..
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